1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:50,960 It's always been just mom and me. Father lies in the cemetery. 4 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:55,320 And then there was grandma and grandpa, before they moved south. 5 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:59,200 Then there were trips to Sandefjord at all times of the year. 6 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:04,000 Not so exciting some would say, but it actually was. 7 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:09,880 - Mother, now we are approaching Drammen. - Yes, we do, Elling. 8 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:14,600 Is it true that people in Drammen coming from outer space? 9 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:17,240 Yes. 10 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:23,000 They come from Dramentorius 41, which is seven billion light years away. 11 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:28,200 They were driven out because of theirs evil deeds. They are not human. 12 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:31,000 Why do they look like us? 13 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:35,520 They pull human skin over their hideous, violet bodies,— 14 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:38,200 – that are full of pus and boils. 15 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:41,760 Funnily enough, I wasn't intimidated of what she said. 16 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:46,080 Mother assured that people in Drammen lived in their own world. 17 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:51,280 And if they spoke to you, you just had to speak them by mouth. 18 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:11,440 - Don't worry. I look after you. – Always? 19 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:14,760 Yes, always. 20 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:25,240 MOTHER'S ELLING 21 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:32,520 How long is "always"? 22 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:36,000 I wonder what dad's last thought was? 23 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:41,520 That he should be with us always? Hardly. 24 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:45,480 He was probably thinking about his packed lunch. 25 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:03,280 there is someone there are alligators down there. 26 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:06,920 They've got a new supply, Mr. and Mrs. Pedersen. 27 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:10,440 This is the fourth time this week. 28 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:16,640 Elling, though. You were supposed to woke me up an hour ago. 29 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:21,120 We must hurry. I have an appointment with the doctor. 30 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:27,840 You have got a reminder from the library. 31 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:33,200 The books you borrow, you must deliver yourself. That's the deal. 32 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,320 Now be nice. 33 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:43,720 They feed them in the bathtub and beat them kill them when they grow up. 34 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:48,160 It's a young couple moving in. They soon get divorced and move. 35 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:52,040 Mr. Pedersen kills, Mrs. Pedersen skins. 36 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:56,320 To make bags, wallets, belts and the like? 37 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,880 And you know their name is Pedersen? 38 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:03,560 Everyone knows that people who keep alligators, says Pedersen. 39 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:09,160 - You can't come in. - I can wait in the waiting room. 40 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:18,040 Hand in the books, while I go to the pharmacy. 41 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:24,760 - But I went with you to the doctor. - You have to become more independent. 42 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:29,440 - You must learn to fend for yourself. - What do you mean? Are you leaving me? 43 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:32,080 That time will come. 44 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:36,160 – With a secret lover? - You also have to meet other people. 45 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:38,560 But I do that too. 46 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:42,400 The lady in the library and the cashier. 47 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:46,720 - You must learn to stand on your own two feet. - I stand on my own two feet. 48 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:50,400 So show that you can also walk on them. 49 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,400 Meet other people? 50 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:58,120 Stand on your own two feet? 51 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:03,200 What does that doctor have Did she think about me? 52 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:28,720 – How about grandma's stewed peas? - You also get stewed peas. 53 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:44,640 I thought we had to look around the world a bit. 54 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:48,520 I have ordered two tickets to Palma in Mallorca. 55 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:52,280 I so want to see Palma, while time is. 56 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:57,240 Mother, I would like to be consulted, when such decisions are made. 57 00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:02,480 - Especially when it concerns my everyday life. - But I wanted to surprise you. 58 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:06,840 Even if an action is well intended, it does not always lead to something good. 59 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,520 I think it does. 60 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:13,040 I don't think so. You should have asked me first. 61 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:17,000 - You would have just said no. - Yes, because. 62 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:48,880 Mother? 63 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:54,480 Mother! 64 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:09,680 Mother? 65 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:16,480 Didn't you hear it ring? 66 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:27,840 Sun and heat liven things up in an old body. 67 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:33,960 I can understand that arthritis sufferers asthmatics are drawn to the south. 68 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:39,600 - Those who have angina ... - Everyone your age has angina. 69 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:43,000 I myself am as healthy as a sea eagle. 70 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:47,840 It would be fun to see that place, where grandma and grandpa lived. 71 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,920 When they lived in the south. 72 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:56,040 But we never travel anywhere, mom. 73 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:23,160 I have read that the women in Mallorca are beautiful and sensual. 74 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:29,160 Chaste, but hot. If you snap, they come with fruit and wine. 75 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:32,760 With wide smiles and sway in the hips. 76 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:35,520 Naked as a rule. 77 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:48,560 – Mother... - Good, we'd better stay home. 78 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:53,360 - I know you. – What kind of thing is that to say? 79 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:56,800 What do you know about mine best intentions? 80 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:59,760 "I know you right"? 81 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:09,960 If it means that much to you, we go to Majorca. 82 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:11,840 Elling! 83 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:16,760 But you should know that I don't do it for fun. 84 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:20,120 I only do it because a woman your age – 85 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:23,720 – needs a generous man by his side. 86 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:32,560 Against my will I actually have registered that I'm a little excited. 87 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:35,440 Not that I want to travel, – 88 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:41,000 - but I'll probably be a little disappointed, if the whole thing were to be cancelled. 89 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:42,840 Yes. 90 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:54,400 Remember swimming trunks. 91 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:57,240 I don't want to splash around - 92 00:09:57,400 --> 00:10:01,040 – with unwashed men and menstruating women. 93 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:07,680 - What are you going to do with it? – Read on a bench under the palm trees. 94 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:12,840 I have put last week copies of the Dagsavisen aside. 95 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:16,680 - That sounds good. - Maybe I should take fuses with me. 96 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:20,600 They smoke, as long as you let go a wind, as grandpa said. 97 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:26,160 No, we will stay in a hotel. It's probably not necessary. 98 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:31,080 I have paid full price for travel and accommodation. 99 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:37,280 What has happened here? 100 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:42,640 - I don't know that. - You mustn't pick them up. 101 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:46,800 Maybe he's sleeping. 102 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:50,920 It is dead. 103 00:10:57,560 --> 00:11:03,040 Then we stand here and say goodbye for another little body. 104 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:10,640 You delighted us from your bowle, until you suddenly had enough. 105 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:27,760 Elling, you have to get up. It's almost a quarter past five. 106 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:35,280 Elling! Get up! Elling, we have to leave. 107 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:38,600 have you thought about that the next time I shave, – 108 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:43,400 – I'm standing in a hotel room in a strange land? 109 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:49,080 How is the quality? of toilet paper is down there? 110 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:52,720 Of course they have that down there too. 111 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:55,880 Did you cut yourself? It's not bad, is it? 112 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:58,840 Take it easy, mom. 113 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:04,320 I don't stay home just because I cut myself a little. 114 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:35,840 - No, let me. - I can do it myself. 115 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:39,800 – A woman your age... - Thank you very much, Elling. 116 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:48,400 how do i know that the suitcase arrives - 117 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:53,320 – and not ending up in an idiotic one airport in southern North Korea? 118 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:59,200 My passport? I have to use it to prove that I am who I am. 119 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:03,880 It is only for practical reasons that that you have stored it. 120 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:06,080 I understand that. 121 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:10,400 - Mother and I want a trip abroad. - Yes. 122 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:16,360 To Palma. On Majorca. We are only gone for a week. 123 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:20,000 Boarding card. I need to see the boarding pass. 124 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:24,520 - I want to get rid of that tone. - I have them here. Be safe. 125 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:28,520 Then you must move on. 126 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:32,720 What should that mean? You don't move forward. 127 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:38,960 You can walk, stroll or hike, but you don't move. 128 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:42,200 You didn't say a word to me about those cards, mother. 129 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:46,240 We have to get to the bottom of that. I was almost rejected. 130 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:50,000 - Now you are exaggerating. - That is no exaggeration. 131 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:54,480 You pushed me in front of you without papers. That is the crux of the matter. 132 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:57,480 – Boarding pass, please. - Yes, because. 133 00:13:57,640 --> 00:14:00,560 May you continue to have a good trip. 134 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,560 Many thanks. 135 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:16,600 - These are chops with a capital K. - Almost as good as mine. 136 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:19,680 Exactly, but yours are better. 137 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:24,080 - Is there a vacancy here? - Yes, please. 138 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:29,400 My name is Bugge–Høvik. Ernst Bugge–Høvik. 139 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:34,040 - My name is Kari. My son, Elling. - Good day. 140 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:40,720 Amazing how short the distance is between comfort and discomfort. 141 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,280 Next stop Palma? 142 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:48,080 - I think we belong to the same group. - Yes. 143 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:52,640 I have lost my wife. It's been four years. 144 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:56,160 Then I left and goofed around to myself. 145 00:14:56,320 --> 00:15:02,200 But then I said, “Now you find some nice people to talk to." 146 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:06,520 But you have to do it yourself take the initiative to do so. 147 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:12,120 That's right. I have been a widow for many, many years. 148 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:18,000 He died in a blast accident, only four weeks before Elling was born. 149 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:24,000 Explosives are nasty things, I know. I have been an officer in the army. 150 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:31,080 Maybe that's why I am so bold and direct. Occupational injury. 151 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:37,320 I retired as a colonel in the engineering troops. 152 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:40,480 Where did you serve, Elling? 153 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:50,160 It was like getting a rifle butt in the face. 154 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:53,400 I had dreamed of military life - 155 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:56,960 – with long underpants and hard exercises. 156 00:15:57,120 --> 00:16:00,920 A dream that they trampled to pieces without explanation. 157 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:05,040 After two days as a recruit I was just sent home. 158 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:09,640 My benefits had none interest in the Norwegian defence. 159 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,480 Elling. 160 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:18,000 Dear, sweet Elling, he couldn't know something about the stupid story. 161 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:22,240 What are you doing in the men's room, mom? Out with you. 162 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,880 - But the plane leaves soon. - Fine. 163 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:30,560 - Sweet Elling, please be nice. - No. 164 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:35,280 I don't know how it's going to go but then I travel alone. 165 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:40,120 They will come soon. 166 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:43,760 - There they come. - Then it's all right. 167 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:48,480 - He drooled in the glass. Did you see that? – What are you saying? 168 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,600 Corporal Bugge–Høvik Drooling in the glass. 169 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:59,400 That was strange. You're still bleeding. 170 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,040 See here. 171 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:04,560 what are you doing Get that crap out of the way. 172 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,800 Hello, hello. 173 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:18,000 It's not working, damn it. We must have the money back. 174 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:24,200 Now fall down, Georg. You know that plane is checked. It doesn't fall down. 175 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:28,240 - Go and sit down. - It was the way you're bleeding. 176 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:33,360 Can we two switch places? I would like to sit next to my wife. 177 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:37,280 Unfortunately, it doesn't work. I'm a little fragile, - 178 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:40,720 - so Elling must sit here and take care of me. 179 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:44,800 Go sit down, Georg. It will probably work. 180 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:52,720 - You are not fragile, mother. - No, then. 181 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:56,160 Just taking the pills then it's fine. 182 00:17:56,320 --> 00:18:01,880 - You do, of course. – What worries me is your rift. 183 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:05,560 Straighten the back of the chair, and fasten the seat belt. 184 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:10,240 Read the safety brochure, and note the following points. 185 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:15,960 There is a life jacket under each seat. It is pulled over the head... 186 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:20,760 Why is everyone who works on planes, so beautiful and well-kept? 187 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,280 And so friendly? 188 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:27,800 It is not like that with the service on the Østensjøbanen. 189 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:35,240 If we fall down, it won't help with a life jacket. 190 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,280 Who wants to survive a plane crash? 191 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:43,960 With a broken back and a perforated lung and sandwiched between a corpse and a wing. 192 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,320 With guts in hands. 193 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:53,200 This is absolutely insane! 194 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:58,080 Here comes Elling with more hundred kilometers per hour. 195 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:14,360 Have you seen anything similar? It was fun. 196 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:20,840 Now you can let go of my hand. It actually hurt a little. 197 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,440 Are they laughing? 198 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:38,200 No, my boy. No one here laughs at you. 199 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:41,520 - Why should they? - Because I roared. 200 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:45,600 Roared? I haven't heard that. 201 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:51,280 - Didn't you hear me roar? - No, I haven't heard any roaring. 202 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:58,320 Sometimes I have doubts on my own existence. 203 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:02,520 Here you sit and roar, and then no one hears it. 204 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:15,000 An okay lady. 205 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:19,040 - Do you want to borrow it? - Hello. 206 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:25,160 - You have been injured? - He cut himself when he shaved. 207 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:29,680 – Just a small cut. - Come with me for a moment. 208 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:38,160 She wants me in in the small room up front. 209 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:52,040 Think about being allowed to to hold such a one in his hands. 210 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:56,240 In front of the fireplace late on Christmas Eve, after the parcels have been distributed, – 211 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:59,560 – and mother has gone to bed. 212 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,480 - Does it sting? - No. 213 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,600 Such. 214 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:16,160 And then we do like this. 215 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:30,320 They are really effective, these hemostatic pins. 216 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:34,560 You must keep it in case of an accident had to be out another time. 217 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:36,800 Thank you very much. 218 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:04,640 Is it the relief to be alive that makes them? 219 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:16,640 It is my pleasure to wish you welcome here to Palma Mallorca. 220 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:21,960 My name is Grete Iversen, and I am your guide in the land of the sun. 221 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:27,080 I hope you have a pleasant trip, and thank you for your attention. 222 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:32,880 - Good luck. Welcome. - Thank you very much. 223 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:45,400 - She smelled of aftershave. – What? 224 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:49,000 She smelled of aftershave, Old Spice. 225 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:23,680 How nice. It's almost like on TV. 226 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:33,120 - It can be really nice to live here. - Yes, don't you think so? 227 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:36,880 Listen up, everyone! 228 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:40,440 Now you all get the key to your room. 229 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:43,920 We meet for a briefing in the dining room at 5 p.m. 230 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:49,880 If you have any questions before, can you call 277. This is my room. 231 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:54,200 - But only if it is important. – Hold up, Georg. 232 00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:59,560 - Good luck. - Thank you. 233 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,880 I have good hearing first class, said the school doctor. 234 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:12,000 Fine. Or is there something wrong? 235 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:15,440 Just before, you said, Grete Iversen, – 236 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:18,800 – that we all would be given a key. 237 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:23,000 - Well, like that. - But I've got the key, Elling. 238 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:30,080 Didn't mom and I pay right away as much for the journey as everyone else? 239 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:36,560 Is our money of inferior quality than Corporal Bugge–Høviks? 240 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:41,280 Then find me a key too! I am usually sociability itself, – 241 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,640 - but I don't want to be stepped on of a perverted guide, – 242 00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:49,720 – which oozes sex with every other Spanish servant in town. 243 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:56,720 - I am so embarrassed that I could die. - Shut up! 244 00:24:56,880 --> 00:25:00,160 Was it up to you? had we not been given a key. 245 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:04,520 - I go and say sorry. - You don't! 246 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:24,600 It was my mistake. Key to all means key to all. Be safe. 247 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:29,320 Hello. I will too would like to say sorry. 248 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:32,000 Hope the key works. 249 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:36,680 It's Juan. Just ask him if there is anything. He knows Swedish. 250 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:41,200 Yes, thank you, I have excellent hearing. Many thanks. 251 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:47,280 - You forgot to ask about the floor. - Of course we live on the fourth floor. 252 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:53,520 - Why is it a matter of course? - The number starts with 4. 253 00:25:53,680 --> 00:26:00,240 Have you now become a hotel expert? After all, you haven't stayed in a hotel in 40 years. 254 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:04,640 – Press button 4. - You can then press the button yourself. 255 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:12,840 - Where did you get all that from? - I just know that, Elling. 256 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,160 - Why are you so troublesome? – Is it a key? 257 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:20,120 I can see that it is not a key. 258 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:24,960 I have to say that. It went quickly. A pure Sputnik. 259 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,840 Here it is. 260 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,800 Unlock. You have your own key. 261 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:49,120 But it's really cozy here. Lovely toilet paper and ... 262 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,880 Oh no. 263 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:57,640 - Someone has misunderstood the order. – Misunderstood order...? 264 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:02,440 It's sabotage. When booking a double room – 265 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:06,560 – with two single beds, then it cannot be misunderstood. 266 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,880 Breathe with your belly. 267 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:12,000 Not even a stupid Spaniard can misunderstand it. 268 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:15,920 Single beds are single beds. 269 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:19,000 There are plenty of rooms here. We'll fix that. 270 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:22,640 It works, as if the hotel management believes, – 271 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:27,560 – it is normal that a 40-year-old son sleeps in the same bed as his own mother. 272 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,600 It is unbelievable! 273 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:38,360 - Now get yourself together. – Me? What about you? 274 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:43,720 Which obviously goes for a week in the same bed as your own son. 275 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:48,120 Is it a conspiracy? Is this trip organized by you – 276 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:53,040 – to have your own son caught in a grotesque sex trap? 277 00:27:55,720 --> 00:28:01,520 - What are you saying to your mother? - Yes, I'll tell you that. 278 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:06,320 I read a book by Knud Faldbakken about a young student and his mother. 279 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:13,240 An excellent book, I thought. Until the most hideous ending. 280 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:18,720 You would hardly believe it, but they had intercourse with each other - 281 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:22,240 – in the last chapter. In the double bed! 282 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,800 You talk! 283 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:32,360 - Don't cry, mother. - I can't take it anymore. 284 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:41,480 Mother, deep down I don't think you are like that. 285 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:47,600 But you also have to realize that we are in a stupid situation. 286 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:52,760 - I agree with that, my boy. - We should have just stayed at home. 287 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:56,920 I just wanted that you had to go out among people. 288 00:28:57,080 --> 00:29:01,680 Now you call Grete Iversen, and then we'll sort this out. 289 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:05,040 – Dial the emergency number, 277. - No. 290 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,480 - Do it now, mother. - No. 291 00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:12,200 We talk to her about that at the meeting at five o'clock. 292 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:15,880 Should we just push all into the future? 293 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:19,680 - No, only until five o'clock. - Good, then I'll do it myself. 294 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:25,200 If it is not an emergency, then I don't know. 295 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:32,720 She doesn't answer. This is where you call the emergency phone, but she doesn't pick it up. 296 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,240 I must remember that. 297 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:43,200 And here is the view of the Mediterranean, which you talked about so much. 298 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:10,560 Elling, now you get your act together! 299 00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:25,120 No, just lie down. I have spoken to Grete Iversen. 300 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:30,000 We get two single beds tomorrow. We can't do anything about the view. 301 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:35,280 But never mind, we don't have to sit in here all day, right? 302 00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:38,960 Do I know you right? haven't you pushed her enough, – 303 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:43,040 – but just accepted her first offer. 304 00:30:53,360 --> 00:31:00,160 Do you want to join the meeting, or do you want to try to get to the hooks first? 305 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:05,040 - Is it that many o'clock? – 4:45 p.m. It probably won't last that long. 306 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:09,320 I'll stay here. I'm taking a bath. 307 00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:13,400 Then I'll take the light blue trousers and the sandals on. 308 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:17,920 It will look fine. And then we can go out to eat afterwards. 309 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:21,040 - Shall we say it? - Yes. 310 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:32,040 - I'm sorry, mother. – What are you upset about? 311 00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,920 Because I laughed at your dreams. 312 00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:39,760 Or when your dreams fell apart. 313 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:44,240 It was as if I had to on the toilet. It just fell out of me. 314 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:49,200 I understand that, my boy. Let's forget it all. 315 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:10,440 Are you coming there, Elling? 316 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:14,160 Yes, shouldn't I? How was the meeting? 317 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:18,560 They have excursions to that place, that grandma always talked about. 318 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,520 Valldemossa. 319 00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:24,720 I always dreamed of seeing that place. Can't we go there? 320 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:28,920 Why do we have to travel from Palma, when we just got here? 321 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:33,840 The trip only takes four hours, and lunch is included in the price. 322 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,600 - Just look at that view. - Sorry. 323 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:42,920 I'm sorry if I came to to say something wrong at the airport. 324 00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:47,360 Are you also planning to go to Valldemossa? It is a lovely place. 325 00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:51,920 - I have been there many times. - No, we are not planning anything. 326 00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,320 Yes, Elling. 327 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:03,360 There is a nice place outside. May I invite you for a drink? 328 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:07,720 - No, we don't drink drinks. - I guess you can also get soda. 329 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:11,800 - No, not in Spain. - Thanks, that could be nice. 330 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:17,560 But we are tired after the flight, so we'll probably have to keep calm today. 331 00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:21,280 Maybe we can have dinner together or something or other? 332 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:24,040 Yes, why not? 333 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:29,520 Have a very good evening. 334 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:37,880 - Can you never say no please? - He is alone and perhaps lonely. 335 00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:42,840 - What did he mean by something or other? - I don't understand what you mean. 336 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:46,760 Now we go up to the room, and then we find a place to eat. 337 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,600 Just the two of us, because I want to show you something. 338 00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:02,280 Even the most imaginative liar I would not say that it is beautiful here. 339 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:05,440 No, you may be right. 340 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:11,000 Here it is. On the tenth floor. 341 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:17,120 Grandma and Grandpa little secret holiday paradise? 342 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:24,320 Was this where they spent the long winter months in their senior year? 343 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:32,880 Yes, the illusion was shattered about whitewashed walls and red roses. 344 00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:38,040 - It's a bit strange to think about. - Yes. 345 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:46,640 Do you think we can find some cozier place when we have to eat? 346 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,480 It probably shouldn't be completely impossible. 347 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:57,600 - You are warned against these places. - It is very picturesque here. 348 00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,520 Picturesque, you say? 349 00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:06,440 What should I do if a bunch black-smudged bandits beat you down? 350 00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,800 And cut off your finger to get your wedding ring – 351 00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:13,120 – and let you lie down bleeding and screaming? 352 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:17,520 - There are almost only Swedes here. - Yes, exactly. 353 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:46,920 Elling, now I give up. You must decide. 354 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:57,720 Here it is translated into English, German, French and Swedish. 355 00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:01,240 But not Norwegian, the international oil language. 356 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:05,040 "Pollo", it means chicken. 357 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:21,160 I truly believe you've got yourself a suitor, mother. 358 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:24,840 Cheers, my boy. I really think it's sherry. 359 00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:30,280 Now we are always careful with alcohol, mother, – 360 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:33,480 – but neither are we abstinence fanatics. 361 00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,160 - Cheers. - Cheers. 362 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:45,000 - It is good. Sweet and good. - It tastes like summer. 363 00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,240 No thanks. 364 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:10,240 So so. So I'm not carrying you back to the hotel. 365 00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,040 Paella. 366 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:24,000 It must be some kind of local snack food. 367 00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:34,720 Einar Gerhardsen wanted this have called off. 368 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,760 Einar Gerhardsen is dead. 369 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,920 Isn't it exotic? 370 00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:55,600 Here you and I go along the Mediterranean coast. 371 00:37:56,720 --> 00:38:01,480 - You are so beautiful, mother. – Elling... 372 00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:05,320 - But you are. - I am not. 373 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,760 I don't think you must sleep on the balcony. 374 00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:27,240 But I think so. Now I've been nice all evening, - 375 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:31,000 - and now the realities demand, that I draw a line. 376 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:37,760 I will not under any circumstances sleep in the same bed as you. good night 377 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:51,840 What was I really laughing at? The outlook is a little disappointing, - 378 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:57,800 – but this backyard is probably far closer to the Spanish realities. 379 00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:01,360 Authentic in a way. 380 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:21,320 She was a lovely lady. 381 00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:27,080 What is your name? No, now you're kidding. 382 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:30,080 We can say that your name is Erna. 383 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:49,160 How unfair. It was safe a lot of nice food in those sacks. 384 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,840 Yes, Erna. 385 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,440 - No, George! - Give me the bottle! 386 00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:01,640 Hello, you dung cat. Come and taste it here. 387 00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:08,280 Georg, you don't. Then it will be a divorce. 388 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,880 Stand still. 389 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:17,080 - You didn't hit it, did you? - No, it ran away. 390 00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,480 Damn it, Mag. 391 00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:24,520 Come here. 392 00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:29,760 The bleeder is on the balcony. He's fixed up and everything. 393 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:33,160 - I said he was a pimp. - What are you talking about? 394 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:38,760 The one with the finger on the chin. Hey, mate. You're not sleeping. 395 00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,720 Have you been kicked out? 396 00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:47,440 We caught him playing it. Show him the nipples and he will reach the goal. 397 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:54,240 Hello. are you sleeping 398 00:40:54,400 --> 00:41:00,200 Don't worry about Georg. He is drunk. Relax, dammit! 399 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,600 - Go inside with you. - Yes, yes. 400 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:09,560 Have you had a good evening? 401 00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:12,720 Is it your first time in Palma? 402 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,080 Yes. 403 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:25,080 It's actually quite nice here. 404 00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:30,080 With all the stars, that's so close. The Charlemagne and ... 405 00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:41,680 Damn, Mag… 406 00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:46,040 I'm coming now, Georg. 407 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:58,040 What could it not have been the prelude to? 408 00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:04,080 If Georg hadn't tumbled around in there like a shamed hippopotamus. 409 00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:30,520 That breakfast was a mockery against all knowledge of nutrition. 410 00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:34,000 Yes, you must be able to find it something better than that. 411 00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:38,080 We ask Juan, how we find the beach. 412 00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:41,320 - Juan? - He is very nice and helpful. 413 00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:45,160 I'm not going to any beach. So it is said. 414 00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:49,600 How do I get down to the beach? 415 00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,440 There we have Margareta. Or little Mag. 416 00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:06,240 She had bright future prospects, until a certain Georg appeared. 417 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:11,440 – An insatiable sex animal. - Where the hell are my sunglasses? 418 00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:16,000 As freely demanded, she led hand down his underpants. 419 00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:21,360 Right where you put them. Right on top of your thick head. 420 00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:26,160 She wants to leave, but he refuses to give let go Does she need my help? 421 00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,920 – Elling! - We are going to the beach. 422 00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:31,960 - But you said... - Right now. 423 00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:36,400 - Did you get a taste of life in the city? - Yes. 424 00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:40,280 - Is the plan for the day ready? - Yes, Elling wants to go to the beach. 425 00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:44,680 - That's what I was thinking too. - No, we have an important agreement. 426 00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:47,920 - Do we have it? - Yes, it is urgent. 427 00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:23,240 - Who were we supposed to meet? - An acquaintance I made. 428 00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:28,120 - When did you do it? - You don't have to worry about that. 429 00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:32,240 are you mad because I spoke to Bugge–Høvik? 430 00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:37,880 I don't understand what you see in it little corporal, but do what you will. 431 00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:43,760 - But then come out for a swim. - You know I don't swim in the sea. 432 00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:49,040 Bathing is something you do in a tub. Mutters alone. 433 00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:49,720 I have rented three beach chairs. Will you keep me company? 434 00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:53,480 No, I have to take a bath. 435 00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:04,040 Why are men so primitive? The man's uncontrolled erection - 436 00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:08,680 – has guided the development of the world since the time of Adam. 437 00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:19,640 Is there something wrong? 438 00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:23,520 No, of course not. I just relax. 439 00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:27,080 - Just keep swimming. - Are you just going to stand there? 440 00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:30,160 Swim on, I said. 441 00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:40,520 Images the old warrior enters, that he can mate with my mother— 442 00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:43,960 – right in front of my eyes? 443 00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:50,560 I am caught in a biological trap. Even water does not help. 444 00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:35,200 - So you took a dip anyway? - Yes, it was really nice. 445 00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:39,480 - Ernst has rented deck chairs for us. - Well, is it Ernst now? 446 00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:48,320 We have no secret plans. And we've never met before. 447 00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:53,680 Ernst Bugge–Høvik is just a nice man who wants company. 448 00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:56,640 After all, we both know what he wants. 449 00:47:56,800 --> 00:48:00,880 Now stop. You said I could do whatever I wanted. 450 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,240 So it's my fault, - 451 00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:07,080 – that the estrous cockroach of a corporal intrudes? 452 00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:10,520 You encouraged him to. 453 00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:15,320 That guy is real not long for that. 454 00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:20,560 Be glad that I take care of you, because you actually don't want this. 455 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:31,320 Beds. We have to go to bed, right? 456 00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:33,800 It was also about time. 457 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:44,160 It's absolutely impossible, when I don't have the box with the picture. 458 00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:51,320 Why is it always so difficult to please his mother? 459 00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:55,000 You are also often unreasonable, mother. 460 00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:20,840 Hello. 461 00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:23,800 Hello. 462 00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:27,440 Sorry about yesterday. We didn't keep you awake, did we? 463 00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:31,720 Don't worry. Mom and I have a good sleeping heart, especially mother. 464 00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:37,920 Sometimes she doesn't wake up until I do pinching her nostrils. 465 00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:41,880 I saw you for the rest on the beach today. 466 00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:44,560 Yes? 467 00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:50,360 - There are too many people for me. – Also for me. 468 00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:54,600 Georg stayed down there. He sleeps so it thunders. 469 00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:58,360 He will probably do that for a long time, I think. 470 00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,720 See. Mis, mis... 471 00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:12,840 - Do you have a cat? - I'm not allowed for the housing association. 472 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,480 I must not for Georg. 473 00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:18,880 At Grandma and Grandpa's - 474 00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:23,280 – had the rabbits I got to pet, when I was on summer vacation there. 475 00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:28,760 I have some leftover chicken here. Should we give them to the cat? 476 00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:32,800 - I'd better go down with them. - You are really sweet. 477 00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:37,880 I can see that, just like you look after your mother all the time. 478 00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:40,600 I think it's beautiful. 479 00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:44,520 - She's not sick, is she? – Mother? No. 480 00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:50,640 - She just has a little angina. - My mother had that too. 481 00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:54,160 - She died from it. - Did she do it? 482 00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:57,160 - Yes, unfortunately. - Mother is just sleeping. 483 00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:26,800 Can I tempt you with something? when you get up? 484 00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:30,440 I have cold white wine in the fridge. 485 00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:35,480 I have cut down on the wine a lot the last few years, but... 486 00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:40,040 It doesn't matter. I have both beer and coke if you prefer. 487 00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:42,640 Are you coming then? 488 00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:48,320 You best. Is it now that it has to happen? 489 00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:53,480 Should I finally get my own sex life? 490 00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:06,680 But she's married and I'm not one who takes advantage of every opportunity. 491 00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:14,200 But apart from that, Georg is after all, nothing to take into account. 492 00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:18,240 And then wall to wall with his own mother. 493 00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:22,880 That's how it has to be. 494 00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:30,520 What are you staring at? 495 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,120 Enjoy! Close up. 496 00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:41,600 - Where did you go? - I ask you the same thing. 497 00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:45,960 - You weren't there when I came. - You weren't there when I woke up. 498 00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:51,040 And the first thing you do is throw you in the arms of Corporal Bugge–Høvik? 499 00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:55,680 He just invited me on an excursion to Valldemossa. 500 00:53:55,840 --> 00:54:00,000 I want so badly to Valldemossa, Elling.